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Where do I begin with this Panes Satyr? H is unique because if he could go to an open mic night at a comedy club, he would. H enjoys telling jokes, hearing jokes, and generally having a good time. He has a sarcastic wit, and a type of humor that spans nearly all genres of comedy. He can be serious when he needs to be but generally enjoys just being happy and taking on life with the best attitude he can muster, which is quite large and full of hilarity.

 

H does keep to some of the stereotypes for his kind, being overtly sexual and sometimes approaching lechery in his sexual humor or flirtations. His flirtations are not always serious and could be part of his general joking and teasing. That isn't to say he is against a romantic relationship, though. But it would need to develop organically for him. He has stated that the last thing he is, is a Himbo F*ckboy.

 

That isn't all of who H is, though. He is a Baron in his realm and takes his noble position seriously. Though that doesn't stop him from having a little fun with it and perhaps harassing his fellow nobles with pranks and jokes.

 

He is roughly 6'2 1/3" with a build and looks that I can honestly say reminds me of Jason Momoa if he were a Satyr. He has dark brown hair and fur with golden yellow eyes and the typical goat pupils. H does have tattoos, but they are of Greek origin and meaning. If you want to know what they are and mean, you'll have to ask him as they are personal.

 

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H - Male Satyr Baron

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